bigsoftbison:

more girls need horns. demon horns, satyr horns, lil antlers, whatever. this post is self-explanatory

baddielabelle:

It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this.

mlarayoukai:

nice-glaceon:

hot girl summer and italian manwhore summer can and should coexist

ahamkarabone:

a diagram of the knee

finding-flight:

onsomekindofstartrek:

froody:

cgasquid:

headspace-hotel:

Meanwhile, in Arkansas…

*sighs* and i thought Johnny Cash was the one thing the whole country could agree on. the conservatives liked the melodies and the liberals liked the lyrics. guess not

Nah. This is paying mad homage to him. I think a guy who released live chickens into the audience at a show and ruined the plumbing in a hotel by flushing cherry bombs down the toilet would think this is the funniest thing ever. If there is one thing Johnny Cash loved more than telling the tales of rural America, it’s criminal mischief.

Johnny was a hero of mine. He was invited to perform at the White House and he looked Nixon dead in the eye and sang protest songs to him.

When other artists of his generation were scoffing at my generation’s music, he was covering Nine Inch Nails while terminally ill.

There are a thousand stories about Johnny Cash. It’s believed he was the first American to know that Stalin was dead. He accidentally killed the condors when his engine started a forest fire. He vowed to wear all black until there was justice on Earth, and he died wearing black.

But the most salient thing of all to me is that this is a man who, at the height of his fame, gave free concerts to prisoners. That photo of him giving the finger? He’s giving it to a guard at Folsom Prison in front of the assembled prison population.

Yeah, I think Johnny would have thought this was funny as hell.

objectively funny crimes, etc

romulanfucker:

if you’re a Starfleet captain theres a hidden device in ur chair that shoots a laser directly into your head and it makes you desire ur first officer carnally (does NOT make them return feelings tho) but if you’re bald it reflects the beam and just makes everyone else on the ship really horny for each other.

case 1 evidence: tos, voy, ent

case 2 evidence: tng, ds9

nightly-valkyrie:

catgirl-kaiju:

catasters:

<- TOILET THEY CAN

BUT! NOT

CATS 🚫 GET OUT!!

🚫 PAST

HERE!

KEEP

CLOSED!

derinthescarletpescatarian:

lastvalyrian:

garbage-empress:

garbage-empress:

larckla:

garbage-empress:

garbage-empress:

chrome–horse:

garbage-empress:

time smells bad.

what Synesthetic bullcrap is this now

Listen

I accidentally leave the milk out overnight.

Milk smells bad the next day.

Why does milk smell bad?

Time gets in it.

@ryanthecynic

Just realised this implies that a fridge cancels or slows time down

As a simple experiment I will put some plutonium in my refrigerator and see if it decays slower, brb

The results are in!

I have radiation poisoning!

this time it’s the opposite of Greek philosophy because you used the scientific method

Conclusion: the scientific method gives people radiation poisoning

iveofficiallygonemad:

musclegoth:

musclegoth:

bout to go so feral over that alien build a bear idgaf i need it so bad

bruh lmfao

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