professionalchaoticdumbass:

Opening Task Manager to scare the programs into behaving again

ladythatsmyskull:

DIG THROUGH THE DITCHES

AND BURN THROUGH THE WITCHES

I SLAM IN THE BACK OF MY

SPAMULA

technofinch:

we’re all so lucky that a cat can be orange. that’s such an incredible color for a cat to be

reallyreallyreallytrying:

bands shouldn’t be political. they should sing songs about their favourite products and deals that are available. if possible they should mention prices and participating stores

cyle:

freakinasheet:

slippinkimmy:

people who use tumblr as “this app” and people who use tumblr as “this website”…we are leading very different lives

it’s like a website in here

mcnostril:

Perfectly regular rabbits put in a lot of effort to properly commemorate the year of the -checks notes- oops.

funnytwittertweets:

justlgbtthings:

justlgbtthings:

idk if it’s the mental illness but sharing literally any information feels like oversharing. i’ll be like “i skipped breakfast this morning” and immediately im like “i might as well have told them where i buried the money”

how dare you insult me with something so completely factual